SubCAT-egries
Layla (aka Sugar Tits)
Nicknames
Sugar Tits, Geege, Geegeous, Snowball, Marple, Honeybum, Asocial Twat, Slag.
Likes
Being alone, quietness, slow and gentle human behaviour, hunting mice, pissing in the garden, fighting other cats, taking over garden territory, garden warfare, the sun.
Dislikes
Local cats, loud and unpredictable humans, loud noises, the curtain being shut, ironing board.
What We Know
Age: ~13 years
Sex: Female
Breed: Snowcat
Favourite Spot
In her heated bed, near the fire, or in a sunny garden.In her heated bed, near the fire, or in a sunny garden.
Development Needs
Achieving sub-30 second cat flap operation.
Winnie (aka Wimballs)
Nicknames
Wimballs, Winstanely, Stan, Stain, The Stain, Wilhelmina, Spiney, Ol’ Spine.
Likes
The company of Dad, sitting on laps, being patted on the back, licking your hand after stroking her, grooming herself, staying indoors, shitting in Rick’s garden, peas.
Dislikes
Strangers, going outside, jumping on your lap from the right side (she only jumps from the left side).
What We Know
Age: 15 years
Sex: Female
Breed: Moggy, (0.5% Norwegian Forest Cat, probably)
Favourite Spot
On top of the shed when it is sunny. Your lap.
Development Needs
Recognising when to stop licking human hands, managing attention dependency, reducing fur distribution across all known surfaces.
Nicknames
Wimballs, Winstanely, Stan, Stain, The Stain, Wilhelmina, Spiney, Ol’ Spine.
Likes
The company of Dad, sitting on laps, being patted on the back, licking your hand after stroking her, grooming herself, staying indoors, shitting in Rick’s garden, peas.
Dislikes
Strangers, going outside, jumping on your lap from the right side (she only jumps from the left side).
What We Know
Age: 15 years
Sex: Female
Breed: Moggy, (0.5% Norwegian Forest Cat, probably)
Favourite Spot
On top of the shed when it is sunny. Your lap.
Development Needs
Recognising when to stop licking human hands, managing attention dependency, reducing fur distribution across all known surfaces.
Alfie (Big Al)
Nicknames
Alfonso, Big Al, A-Man, Zebedee, Bean, Kay Man, Egg, Eggy.
Likes
Meowing excessively at you, following you around, two-conversations, flopping, posing for the camera.
Dislikes
Enclosed spaces with too much human movement.
What We Know
Age: 12 years (2009-2021)
Sex: Male
Breed: Moggy. Specialised Ginger Moggy
Favourite Spot
Flopping in walkways/doorways, wherever you are.
Development Needs
CBT for random aggression and anxiety.
Nelson (The Main Event)
Nicknames
Nay Nay, The Main Event, Beef, The Coon, Clayton, Cane.
Likes
The company of Dad, sitting on laps, being patted on the back, licking your hand after stroking her, grooming herself, staying indoors, shitting in Rick’s garden, peas.
Dislikes
Strangers, going outside, jumping on your lap from the right side (she only jumps from the left side).
What We Know
Age: 15 years
Sex: Female
Breed: Moggy, (0.5% Norwegian Forest Cat, probably)
Favourite Spot
On top of the shed when it is sunny. Your lap.
Development Needs
Recognising when to stop licking human hands, managing attention dependency, reducing fur distribution across all known surfaces.
Other (Substitute) Cats
Nicknames
(Sugar Tits, Geege, Geegeous, Snowball, Marple, Honeybum, Asocial Twat, Slag)
Likes
Being alone, quietness, slow and gentle human behaviour, hunting mice, pissing in the garden, fighting other cats, taking over garden territory, garden warfare, the sun.
Dislikes
Local cats, loud and unpredictable humans, loud noises, the curtain being shut.
What We Know
Age: ~13 years
Sex: Female
Breed: Snowcat
Favourite Spot
In her heated bed, near the fire, or in a sunny garden.In her heated bed, near the fire, or in a sunny garden.
Development Needs
Achieving sub-30 second cat flap operation.